Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Do it Melo, do it Dolan.


It was reported on Larry Brown Sports website that Allonzo Trier actually wants the Knicks to sign, get this, Carmelo Anthony.

No, I am not lying go to the website and and read it for yourself.

I would love nothing more, except maybe the Nets being joined by KD in the second round of the playoffs and the team going on to win a champioship, than to see Carmelo back in a Knicks uniform. That would be fucking hilarious.

Do it Melo, do it Dolan.

Could you imagine the look on Fizdale's face after hearing that?!?

Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Ain't nobody going to the Knicks

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There is this bullshit floating around local media that Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving must play for the Knicks or the rest of their careers will be lost in the obscurity if they chose to play in Brooklyn. Even if they win according to Boomer and Gino their championships won't matter.

You guys gotta stop with this bullshit.

The argument is made that no matter what the Nets can never win over the entire city. Well, who the fuck cares about the entire city. If the rest of the city and all Knicks fans want to be a bunch of losers that's fine with me.

All this crap about how magical the Knicks uniform is to advertisers, listen that uniform hasn't been magic in more than 40 years. Who doesn't know about Brooklyn world wide?!?

Winning not only cures all but attracts a load of bandwagoners.

What you idiots don't understand, although I have a feeling that a few of you are beginning to get it, no self respecting superstar wants to be a Knick.

They like the big stage of MSG to pull their shorts down and crap on this team in front of Dolan and the entire world.

Ain't nobody going to the Knicks, GET OVER IT.

Why wouldn't a top player want the nightlife, shopping and opportunities New York City has to offer without the circus show every night from the worse run NBA franchise in the league?

Signing with the Knicks would just be dumb for any superstar with options over the Nets.

All the Nets have to do is win and they will attract more than their share of fans and notoriety around the world.

The NBA is much more of a world sport now than it was when the Knicks were winning championships.

Who cares if the Nets don't win the city, if the Nets win a championship they can win the rest of the world. Fuck the Knicks.




Saturday, June 15, 2019

It has been reported on REALGM.com that the Lakers and the Pelicans have agreed on a trade for Anthony Davis.

With both Kevin Durant and Klay Thompson out for most if not all of next season the balance of power will almost immediately shift to the Lakers for the power team in the Western confernce in the NBA.

If further rumors of Kemba Walker winding up in LA with LeBron and AD are true the Lakers will seal the deal for supremacy in the entire league. No one will beat them.

The only other free agent the Knicks were publicly interested in was Kyrie Irving who seems to be a lock for signing with the Brooklyn Nets.

Irving is a good player, don't get me wrong but if he does sign then I am afraid that D'Angelo Russell, who is also a free agent will not want to share the spotlight with Kyrie and leave the Nets. A move that I would really hate.

The Nets and Russell took a chance on each other which proved to be fruitful for all. D'Angelo matured and turned into man and an all star here in Brooklyn and the Nets became a playoff team with nothing but promise for the future.

I'd rather have Russell than Irving but I got no say in the moves the Nets make. As a fan I can only hope for the best with whom we have.

It would be a real shame to see D'Angelo Russell leave because I think that he and Kyrie would make the best back court in the game and the Nets would look very much like the Trail Blazers with Dillard and McCollum.

Russell and Irving would be the dynamic duo that Gotham has longed for over many years. They would dual it out each night taking turns being Batman and Robin. It would be a lot of fun seeing them together. Hopefully D'Angelo will see that potential too and stay.

Knicks fans..um I hope RJ Barrett is gone to force the front office to choose Rui Hachimura, the player the Knicks really need. Mark my words, Rui is going to be the next Giannis Atentokounmpo but you are a fans of a dumb and cursed franchise so you'll probably get Barrett.






Tuesday, June 11, 2019

Stay your ass over there

So I am getting dressed for work this morning and I hear this guy Gino from the Boomer and
Gino show on WFAN crying like a little bitch because his dreams of Kevin Durant being a Knick were dashed last night when KD popped his achilles tendon.

This idiot actually believed that the basketball Gods would show favor on the Knicks and allow a healthy Kevin Durant play for this turd of a franchise.

Even in his current injured state KD is better for because it insures that he will remain a member of Golden State for the remainder of his career. Next season he will receive 31 million dollars to rehab and will also have earned the utmost respect from every fan and member of that team including Draymond Green.

Even in defeat Durant's stature as a Warrior will be cast in bronze because he risked it all for his team. And God forbid the Warriors win the the championship, he'll go down as the 21st century Willis Reed.

Gino went on and on about how he has suffered as a Knicks fan his entire life and dared to call the Nets irrelevant.

The Nets?!? Irrelevant?!? In your dreams loser. If you looked up irrelevant franchise in the dictionary you'd find a picture of Gino spooning James Dolan center court at MSG under blue and orange blanket.

Not only are the Nets the only professional basketball team in this town that has actually made the playoffs recently but it is now the free agent place to be in the Eastern conference.

Your team sucks Knicks fans, if you want to come to Brooklyn you are welcome. Gino, you stay your ass over there with Dolan.


Monday, May 13, 2019


Hello Knicks fans, how is it hanging? I took more than a year off to allow you guys to heal and get some perspective on the absolute losers you guys are for still rooting for a team owned by James Dolan.

But after watching the playoffs so far and listening to buffoons like Boomer's new partner Gio I feel compelled to speak.

Now let's get this straight, Gino doesn't believe in magic spells but wants everyone to bring lucky sports relics to the studio on Tueday and will take no calls of negativity towards the Knicks due to some real mojo that might prevent the team from getting the number one pick in the draft. Idiot.

One of the best things about seeing Kawhi Leonard hitting the game seven buzzer beater against the Sixers was seeing Jeremy Lin on the Raptors bench cheering his brittle ass off.

I am no big Lin fan mind you but I do find it ironic that he could accept a bench position to be on a good team with a chance to win a championship but Carmelo Anthony couldn't. Now Lin, with the Raptors, is in the conference finals. Let's see what happens.

Now for the reality check.

The Knicks are not going to get the first pick in the draft and neither will they sign as free agents Kevin Durant or Kawhi Leonard.

Leonard has already expressed his desire to play on the left coast so it's more likely to see him in a Clippers uniform next season if he doesn't decide to re-up with Toronto.

If Durant does decide to play in New York it will be with the Nets. Yes the Nets because it is a team that is already proven capable of making the playoffs and the owner of the team doesn't send his goon security staff to beat up retired Nets to show whose boss.

Now, the Knicks braintrust might sign Kemba Walker and Kyrie Irving because as their current roster shows you all they know how to do is sign point guards.

No Gio.  Lucky jerseys, funky 40 year old Puma sneakers or other such "lucky charms" are going to help this pathetic franchise bring in Zion Williamson. The basketball gods will not allow such a talent like Zion to be ruined by this owner and that cursed uniform. If your team gets the 3rd pick find yourselves fortunate and move on.

While checking the NY Post this morning it seems like the last Knick with any fight in him is getting his ass kicked by little Russians for demanding to be traded. You just don't know how hilarious I find all this.

Your team sucks, your team's future sucks and if you continue rooting for them that means you suck too.

Here is a look at all the Knicks who were not good enough to win anything with Carmelo Anthony who now have championship rings or appeared in conference finals after leaving him.

Timofey Mosgov - Champion
Channing Frye - Champion
David Lee - Champion
JR Smith - Champion
Iman Shumpert - Champion
Jeremy Lin - Eastern Conference Finals

It's good to be back!





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