In the borough where the bridges span,
There’s a tale that makes the Knicks fans ban,
From dreaming of a trade so grand,
With the Brooklyn Nets’ finest man.
Mikal Bridges, they want so much,
To don their blue and orange clutch,
But Joe Tsai’s got a patient touch,
He’s building slow, and won’t be rushed.
Knicks fans, in their hopeful plight,
Dream of the day Bridges takes flight,
From Nets to Knicks, a fancied sight,
Yet this trade won't happen, not tonight.
The Nets won’t aid their rivals’ climb,
No helping Knicks to save some time,
If Bridges moves, it’s quite the crime,
To trade with Knicks? They’d need a mime.
Other teams await in line,
With picks so high, their prospects fine,
But Knicks fans still, in public pine,
For Bridges, like he’s Valentine.
Even with a season somewhat bright,
Knicks fans still beg, with all their might,
From the team they mock, now they cite,
Irrelevance, in daily light.
If Nets gave in, oh what a scene,
Knicks fans would jeer and act so mean,
To Sean Marks, they’d be so keen,
To taunt and say he’s lost his sheen.
So know this well, and understand,
The trade you dream is never planned,
For Bridges stays, by Tsai’s command,
In Brooklyn’s land, by the East River strand.