Tuesday, June 11, 2019

Stay your ass over there

So I am getting dressed for work this morning and I hear this guy Gino from the Boomer and
Gino show on WFAN crying like a little bitch because his dreams of Kevin Durant being a Knick were dashed last night when KD popped his achilles tendon.

This idiot actually believed that the basketball Gods would show favor on the Knicks and allow a healthy Kevin Durant play for this turd of a franchise.

Even in his current injured state KD is better for because it insures that he will remain a member of Golden State for the remainder of his career. Next season he will receive 31 million dollars to rehab and will also have earned the utmost respect from every fan and member of that team including Draymond Green.

Even in defeat Durant's stature as a Warrior will be cast in bronze because he risked it all for his team. And God forbid the Warriors win the the championship, he'll go down as the 21st century Willis Reed.

Gino went on and on about how he has suffered as a Knicks fan his entire life and dared to call the Nets irrelevant.

The Nets?!? Irrelevant?!? In your dreams loser. If you looked up irrelevant franchise in the dictionary you'd find a picture of Gino spooning James Dolan center court at MSG under blue and orange blanket.

Not only are the Nets the only professional basketball team in this town that has actually made the playoffs recently but it is now the free agent place to be in the Eastern conference.

Your team sucks Knicks fans, if you want to come to Brooklyn you are welcome. Gino, you stay your ass over there with Dolan.


Monday, May 13, 2019


Hello Knicks fans, how is it hanging? I took more than a year off to allow you guys to heal and to get some perspective on the absolute losers you guys are for still rooting for a team owned by James Dolan.

But after watching the playoffs so far and listening to buffoons like Boomer's new partner Gio I feel compelled to speak.

Now let's get this straight, Gino doesn't believe in magic spells but wants everyone to bring lucky sports relics to the studio on Tuesday and will take no calls of negativity towards the Knicks due to some "real" mojo that might prevent the team from getting the number one pick in the draft. Idiot.

One of the best things about seeing Kawhi Leonard hitting the game seven buzzer beater against the Sixers was seeing Jeremy Lin on the Raptors bench cheering his brittle ass off.

I am no big Lin fan mind you but I do find it ironic that he could accept a bench position to be on a good team with a chance to win a championship but Carmelo Anthony couldn't. Now Lin is an NBA champion.

Now for the reality check.

The Knicks are not going to get the first pick in the draft and neither will they sign as free agents Kevin Durant or Kawhi Leonard.

Leonard has already expressed his desire to play on the left coast so it's more likely to see him in a Clippers uniform next season if he doesn't decide to re-up with Toronto.

If Durant does decide to play in New York it will be with the Nets. Yes, the Nets because it is a team that is already proven capable of making the playoffs and the owner of the team doesn't send his goon security staff to beat up retired Nets just to show who's boss.

The Knicks "braintrust" might now sign Kemba Walker and Kyrie Irving because, as their current roster shows you, all they know how to do is sign point guards.

No Gio.  No lucky jerseys, funky 40 year old Puma sneakers or other such "lucky charms" are going to help this pathetic franchise bring in Zion Williamson. The basketball gods will not allow such a talent like Zion to be ruined by this owner and that cursed uniform. If your team gets the 3rd pick find yourselves fortunate and move on.

While checking the NY Post this morning it seems like the last Knick with any fight in him is getting his ass kicked by little Russians for demanding to be traded. You just don't know how hilarious I find all this.

Your team sucks, your team's future sucks and if you continue rooting for them that means you suck too.

Here is a look at all the Knicks who were not good enough to win anything with Carmelo Anthony who now have championship rings after leaving him and the Knicks.

Timofey Mosgov - Champion
Channing Frye - Champion
David Lee - Champion
JR Smith - Champion
Iman Shumpert - Champion
Jeremy Lin - Champion

It's good to be back!





Friday, July 20, 2018

Oklahoma City Thunder have just traded Carmelo Anthony

The Oklahoma City Thunder have just traded Carmelo Anthony, Justin Anderson and the 2022 conditional draft pick to the Atlanta Hawks for Dennis Schroder, Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot and to complete the trade Atlanta sends to the 76ers Mike Muscala.

This does not mean that Anthony's hopes for playing in Houston are over because the Atlanta Hawks will most likely buy out Anthony to save a ton on luxury taxes and at the same time make him a free agent.

I still don't believe Mike D'Antoni will approve of the team signing Anthony to the Rockets but the Rockets are now able to make him an offer they could live with. Stranger things have happened.