Pucker Up Buttercup!

 

The Knicks kept it competitive yesterday for one half but in the third quarter Oladipo and the rest of the Pacers shook off the rust and imposed their will on the Knicks.

The Knicks shooting 33% for the second half didn't help the cause either as the Knicks fell in defeat.

There were many Knicks fans calling up the sports talk shows yesterday attempting to poo poo on the Brooklyn Nets win and all they did was succeed at sounding like a bunch of fucking idiots, again.

One caller tried to admonish Kevin Durant for not being animated enough when he responded to the questions after the game. But the majority of the callers spoke about the Warriors not being much of a team and therefore the win didn't really mean anything.

Let me give you a little lesson about winning teams Knicks fans which I am certain you don't know anything about because you are a Knicks fan and have never actually seen it.

A great team goes out and utterly fucking destroys a bad team exactly the way Brooklyn did last night. 

The great team imposes its will early and literally beats out all hope out of the lesser team before half time by running up the lead to almost insurmountable numbers. 

And most importantly, It also has a bench that is deep enough to allow its stars to rest for almost two complete quarters before winning. That's for Stephen A Smith and his ridiculous idea about trading the Nets core players for James "I Channel Carmelo Anthony" Harden.

I know you Knicks fans less than 65 years old have never seen anything like that in Madison Square Garden but ummm that's the way it actually works.

Knicks fans, you have my permission to continue watching the Nets crush, kill and destroy their way through the East so in about six years when your team has a chance to win something this won't be so foreign to you.

However, if your booties are this tight after Brooklyn wins one game what will you have left to pucker up when the NBA championship parade is coming down Flatbush Avenue?!?

Brooklyn Keeps on Takin' It

Knicks fans, I need your help.

You guys talk about how irrelevant the Nets are in New York City daily. You talk about how the Nets are no better than the Washington wizards. Next you talk about how much the Nets are a dumpster fire and can't possibly compete for a championship. But I have one question for you.

If the Nets are so terrible why do you keep the Nets in your mouths so much? 

Knicks fans and sports writers who claim that the Brooklyn Nets starring Durant and Irving are the worst thing that ever happened since Hurricane Katrina talk about the Nets more than they actually talk about the Knicks. 

How can they argue that the Nets will never win New York when the Nets are all they think and talk about? Whether beloved or most hated one thing is clear, the Brooklyn Nets have already taken over New York. Like it or not.

Kevin Never Wanted A Knicks Jersey Get Over It

Kevin Durant made a statement that has a lot of Knicks fans panties in a bunch. 

Kevin stated that he just wants to play basketball and chill. He is not motivated by any fake cries for a new savior with him in the starring role.

Kevin stated that he has no desire to be the king of New York, that playing with his friends and winning championships is enough for him. You wouldn't think that would be a problem for most people but not so fast.

Talk show hosts on the FAN have spun Kevin's words to say that he doesn't want the "pressure" of playing for the Knicks. What fucking pressure? The team is the most losing franchise in professional sports.

Kevin is saying that he wanted no part of being in James Dolan's circus of failure held at Madison Square Garden. Fact is Knicks fans, no self respecting superstar does either.

It is going to suck for the next three or four years watching parade's going down Flatbush Avenue for the reining NBA champions. I get it, I really do. But lying about Kevin or joking about if he will ever play again, like Boomer Esiason, is not very becoming of you. 

It is one thing to be a bunch of losers, now you guys are beginning to look and sound like a bunch of losers too. Chill for the sake of your children who are watching you.