Brooklyn Keeps on Takin' It

Knicks fans, I need your help.

You guys talk about how irrelevant the Nets are in New York City daily. You talk about how the Nets are no better than the Washington wizards. Next you talk about how much the Nets are a dumpster fire and can't possibly compete for a championship. But I have one question for you.

If the Nets are so terrible why do you keep the Nets in your mouths so much? 

Knicks fans and sports writers who claim that the Brooklyn Nets starring Durant and Irving are the worst thing that ever happened since Hurricane Katrina talk about the Nets more than they actually talk about the Knicks. 

How can they argue that the Nets will never win New York when the Nets are all they think and talk about? Whether beloved or most hated one thing is clear, the Brooklyn Nets have already taken over New York. Like it or not.

Kevin Never Wanted A Knicks Jersey Get Over It

Kevin Durant made a statement that has a lot of Knicks fans panties in a bunch. 

Kevin stated that he just wants to play basketball and chill. He is not motivated by any fake cries for a new savior with him in the starring role.

Kevin stated that he has no desire to be the king of New York, that playing with his friends and winning championships is enough for him. You wouldn't think that would be a problem for most people but not so fast.

Talk show hosts on the FAN have spun Kevin's words to say that he doesn't want the "pressure" of playing for the Knicks. What fucking pressure? The team is the most losing franchise in professional sports.

Kevin is saying that he wanted no part of being in James Dolan's circus of failure held at Madison Square Garden. Fact is Knicks fans, no self respecting superstar does either.

It is going to suck for the next three or four years watching parade's going down Flatbush Avenue for the reining NBA champions. I get it, I really do. But lying about Kevin or joking about if he will ever play again, like Boomer Esiason, is not very becoming of you. 

It is one thing to be a bunch of losers, now you guys are beginning to look and sound like a bunch of losers too. Chill for the sake of your children who are watching you.

Sorry Knicks fans but this just ain't your night

The rumor mill is swirling tonight Knicks fans and it is not looking to good for you guys.

The first rumor directly concerning your team has Frank Nitilinkina demanding a trade and will not return to the Knicks under any circumstances. Frank is currently in France recovering from his injury.

I hope the rumor is true and Frank can go someplace that will allow him to regain his confidence. I would love to see Mike D'antoni get ahold of him. Frank brings his defense in his lunch bag and Mike can help him 'become a confident scorer. That would be a win for both.

The second big rumor of the night is that Zach LaVine wants out of Chicago and both the Knicks and the Brooklyn Nets are eager to make a deal.

I could easily see LaVine agreeing to join the Nets for the playoff run in exchange for Spencer Dinwiddie and Jarrett Allen. Dinwiddie has worn out his welcome and there are not enough minutes for both him, Kyrie and Caris LeVert next season. Allen would only sweeten the deal so much it would be almost impossible for the Bulls to turn down.

The Knicks don't have have anything that Chicago would want and LaVine certainly doesn't want to play for a team that has no chance of competing for a title for decades to come.

Sorry Knicks fans but this just ain't your night. Order a pizza and some beer and at least enjoy something this evening.